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The Ballad of DFWUfies


sung badly to the tune of Gilligan's Island

    (This came up for some reason on the D/FW Ufies List one day. For those who don't know, the Ufies are fans of the comic strip User Friendly which is about a bunch of geeks. Well, we needed a song...now we have it. ;))


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful list,
That started from this group of geeks,
Aboard this Tacni(tm) server.

The fox was a punny webmaster,
The redhead cute and pure (yeah right).
Six ufies started posting that day
On a small mailing list, a small mailing list

Then Needo went an submitted it.
To the daily static true,
If not for the mail spool of needo's ISP
the Email would be lost, the email would be lost.

The list settled down on the threat of a unrated painful lart.
With Grim Squeaker
And Skipper too,
The sysadmins, and their bitch(s).
The movie star, (Jerry)
And The Rest,
Here with the DFWUfies.

And just to finish this up...

From the closing song of Gilligan's Island...
So this is the tale of the ufies there,
They're posting a whole whole lot
They'll have to get more mail spools
It's an upward slog.

Vulpine and the others too,
Will do their very best,
To make the mail que explode
IT will be an awful mess

More pun, more jokes, more bad movies,
Not a single normal thread
Like Transmeta Crusoe,
As geeky as it can be

So join us here each hour my friends,
You're sure to get pissed
from seven thousand emails
Here on DFWUfies List.