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Born to Be Ferrets


    This is for a friend of mine, after hearing his Ferret Voice version of 'Born to be Wild.' Apologies to Steppenwolf.


Get your weasel runnin'
head out to the petstore
Lookin' for ferrettone (1)
And whatever comes our way
Yeah feezel(2), go make it happen
Grab the socks then run a race
Eat all of your treats at once
And Poing (3) into space

I like shiny objects
Poinging Ferret Thunder
Dancin' with the toys
And the blanket that I'm under
Yeah feezel, go make it happen
Grab the socks then run a race
Eat all of your treats at once
And Poing into space

Like a furry jill's (4) child
We were born, born to be ferrets
We can poing so high
I never wanna ... nap

*sung in a ferret voice*
Born to be wild
Born to be wild