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Lovecraft's Friends


Sung to the 'Friends' theme

    Well, this is one of my weirder moments. I got this idea in the shower one day. Had the chorus done in a few minutes, promptly scaring Rhiannon...took me a few more days to get the rest. Scary scary scary.


So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your wife's a frog
You're agog.
Your sanity's gone away...

It's like you're always reading a evil scroll
and you've lost your mind, your soul, your house
or even your hole, but

He'll be there for you
though the blood and the gore
He'll be there for you
like a lurker beyond the door
He'll be there for you
'cause you worship Cthulhu !!!