suggestions to: Christopher 'Vulpine' Kalley, vulpine@cyberfox.org Copyright © 1998-2003 |
"Better Vulpines through Technology."
The Shub-Internet SongSung to Metallica's Thing That Should Not Be.
(sung to the tune of Thing that should not be) Messenger of chat is on the blink Bad reception slays the link Hybrid hackers watch the 'net Scream for mother, Don't lag me!!! Geeking letch, pr0nography She Watches lurking beneath #C 404, forbidden site She searches Haunter of the Routers is rising Redhat Lagging Chaos, Undernet Ops have summoned, twisted route Out from servers once produced 1000 processes, zombied loose Geeking letch, pr0nography She Watches lurking beneath #C Time to download has been reset She awakens Black goat of 1k Young is rising... Microsoft... in Redmond, you dwell Spoken: if !=dead then $TIME wait if stranger $TIME then kill -9 death drain you of your memory Face the Thing coming out your Screen Geeking letch, pr0nography She Watches lurking beneath #C 404, forbidden site She searches Haunter of the Routers is rising WinXP in Redmond you dwell.  |
