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Mad Techs in Bedlam


sung to the tune 'Mad Tom of Bedlam'

    This was inspired by a geek on the main Userfriendly chat list, he was talking about an insane boss expecting him to take calls while he was already talking to someone. I mentioned something about a phone in each ear, or a party line tech support. I later said that was a bad idea, it would be like Bedlam...and from that, this song sprung. It's short, but it does the job.)


For to be Mad Tech in Bedlam
Ten Thousand calls I've handled
Mad admin goes on server woes
For to save her files from users.

Chorus:
    Still I sing bonny geek, bonny mad geeks
    Bedlam geeks are bonney
    For they all go spare and they pull out their hair
    and they get no drink nor money